I’ve decided that the amount you invoiced us for is far too much. Here’s my...– (via clientsfromhell) This is the worst one ever.
In Which She Got That Magna Cum Laude Pussy On Her... →
mollylambert: Basic Instinct (1992), reviewed by Molly Lambert, at This Recording This is a spectacular read, as ever. Jump on this.
The Elvis Costello Home Page →
underpaidgenius: ontheroad: hypo-murmur: COSTELLO’S 500 From Abba to Zamballarana, and from Mozart to Eminem, one of rock’s finest talents has identified 500 albums essential to a happy life. It was a long, tortuous undertaking, but the man knows music - and his aim is true BY ELVIS COSTELLO
Neil Patrick Harris Officially Coming to Glee →
vneckandacardigan: You can jump up and down now. sproing.
In Which We Feel Like A Robot Or A Replicant →
mollylambert: History of automatons & humanoids by Molly Lambert at This Recording Molly Lambert, the only Molly tumblr worth the time.
The subtext of Wile E. Coyote cartoons seems to be that gravity is ruthless,...– klodt (via shaneguiter)
Dear Mandarins of Tumblr
theoriginaljoefisher: kateoplis: tragos: First of all, because I haven’t said it before: thank you. Tumblr is more responsible for hours spent edifyingly and pleasurably away from work than any other site on the web. I have a humble request though. I like your new Beta ‘Recommend Tuesday’ option. But the categories you require us to place our recommended Tumblrs force us into compromising...
HELLO. I'VE WAITED HERE FOR YOU. E-VER-TON.
If something happened that we both thought was funny but weren’t supposed...– Remembering Gene - Roger Ebert’s Journal My kids and I have this connection. It’s my favorite thing about being their dad.
Unlink Your Feeds: A Manifesto. →
(via zehnuhr) Every bit of this is essential.
The Rosebuds - “Back to Boston” I...
(816): You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a...– Texts From Last Night (via morgenstern)
In my family we think laughing is good. My parents raised me to have a sense of...– ‘Family Guy’ Actress Responds To Sarah Palin’s Criticism Andrea Fay Friedman is my constant.
Fapping and Yawning
themattsmith: kiamatthews: So the ladies of tumblr are writing about having these epic emotional events related to orgasms (actually I’m not sure that’s exactly what it’s about but I… just don’t care enough to be more informed). I’m gonna write a story and take submissions and make a book out of it and it will be called “Fapping and Yawning” because while ladies with active and...
BOARD GAMES. ALCOHOL. FRIENDS.
rypurt: Any email I receive that says “sent from my iPhone” I will immediately assume were written while you were taking a shit. Just saying. You might as well write it in brown font. Ryan Sent from my iPhone
We now all tenderly await meaghano’s memoir about her customer experience...– In Which He Is Now The John Lennon of Domain Names - This Recording
The Hours - “Ali in the Jungle”
Never Seen Lost →
girlperson: kl7: valeriek:thewordunheard:bananagrabbers: Blogger writes about LOST. What’s different about this LOST blog? Blogger has not seen anything until this last season. “I have no idea what anyone’s name is anymore. I thought the Rebel was named Sawyer but the Sad Day Monster kept calling him James Ford. “ Um, awesome blog. As if I needed a new obsession. Amazing. So...
I NEED A NEW GIRL TALK ALBUM