November 2010
“The real story, though, isn’t that Palin said “North” instead of “South.” Let’s...”
– Mitchell Bard: Why Sarah Palin’s North Korea Flub Matters (via apsies)
The West Wing
SHALLICK: This White House uses the First Amendment to protect flag burning, to protect pornography, to ban school prayer. Why, when the Second Amendment clearly says that the government will not infringe upon a citizens right to bear arms--
TOBY: It doesn't say that.
SHALLICK [exasperated]: Toby--
TOBY: In fact it doesn't say that at all. [Sardonic.] It only says that if you remove some words from it. It says "A well-regulated militia, being necessary for the security of a free state, the government shall not infringe." The words "regulated" and "militia" are in the first sentence. I don't think the framers were thinking of three guys and a Dodge Durango.
SHALLICK: You don't really know what the framers were thinking, do you?
TOBY: No. But I do know that if you combine the populations of Great Britain, France, Germany, Japan, Switzerland, Sweden, Denmark and Australia, you'll get a population roughly the size of the United States. We had 32,000 gun deaths last year; they had 112. You think it's because Americans are more homicidal by nature? Or do you think it's because those guys have gun control laws?
Anne Hathaway
ryanpurtill:
I know some of you guys like her, but to me Anne Hathaway has the sex appeal of a school bus fire.
I Googled “Anne Hathaway Sex Tape” once, and it came back with “Why??”.
OTMFM.
“I’m glad you asked for my thoughts on the announcement of Buffy the cinema film....”
– Joss Whedon’s email reacting to news that a new Buffy the Vampire Slayer film will be written by, and starring, unknown Whit Anderson. (via freezeatlantis)
Dissapointed
ryanpurtill:
Turns out the movie “Love and Other Drugs” is not a sequel to Trainspotting.
Apparently the other drug is estrogen lots and lots of estrogen.
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Breaking: Meaghan O’Connell Fired From Tumblr? «... →
Ah, Thursday morning schadenfreude.
“I am a humanist, which means, in part, that I have tried to behave decently...”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via mohandaskgandhi)
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“Remember, it takes zero politically correct assholes to screw in a light bulb,...”
– Dennis Miller
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On the thought police.
dearcoketalk:
In response to your response to the “guys as the key and girls as the lock thing”. I think your response was really brilliant, but I want to bring up one problem I caught. Using the word “retarded” is damaging. I understand that you were trying to state that the person who said this “simile” was being ignorant and a jack ass (as well as his friend for thinking it was “cute”) but...
“And, you know, politics aside, the success of Sarah Palin and women like her is...”
– Tina Fey’s Controversial Speech Edited by PBS - The Hollywood Reporter
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I SEE YOU RIPPING OFF A SONG FROM A GUY I LOVE AND...
I GUESS THE COUNTRY MUSIC EXPERIMENT JUST WASN’T ENOUGH AND I’M LIKE FUCK YOU, YEAH, AND FUCK GLEE TOO
“I’d like to ask the people who say government’s bad what they think...”
– Aaron Sorkin: Bumper-Sticker Patriotism Is No Way to Honor Our Veterans
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Buster Chaplin: What Does Your Wes Anderson Movie... →
balltillifall:
busterchaplin:
I never hear anyone arguing over whether The Darjeeling Limited or The Life Aquatic is their favorite Wes Anderson movie. Oh, I’ve heard arguments about them- I’ve had arguments about them… but never about which one is most-beloved. Quite the opposite. Likewise, I never hear anyone debating…
My favorite Wes Anderson film is The Darjeeling Limited.
And mine is...
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