langer: So maybe you have a “real job” or something, one where your boss can totally see your screen and so all your procastination has to come in furiously alt-tabbed five-second Facebook spurts, one where you’re “too busy working” to find the time to watch a pretty important twenty-minute video about all that’s at stake for the future of this country in next Tuesday’s election. Or hey maybe...
DWYANE WADE AND HIS SIDEKICK ARE 0-1.
Life is good.
1) President Obama tripled the deficit. Reality: Bush’s last budget had a...– Eight lies about Obama. (via klendathudrop)
The stars are beginning to suspect you think of relationships, dating, and in...– The Onion alleges I’m an Aries.
Happy Yankees Elimination Day everyone!
shorterexcerpts: It’s best when it comes in September, but it’s still quite nice to see the $200+ Million Machine break down before the World Series. Congratulations to the Texas Rangers on their first World Series visit, and making the World Series far more enjoyable for almost everyone by guaranteeing the Yankees won’t be in it!
There are times when I realize I live in an...
Friend: I don't know what to be for Halloween.
Other friend: Me neither.
Me: The best one I've heard so far is Danzig.
Me: With the kitty litter?
I've got two friends who are going to both dress up as rainbows and go together, and they have the same concern.
WHAT COLOR DO I WEAR IF I'M ANTI-BULLYING AND...
The state government has refused to refund 68,000 motorists who were fined by...– No refunds over speed camera errors Among my somewhat unusual views is a fundamental opposition to automatic speed cameras. I believe that people should be fined if they break the speed limit, but I also believe that a millennium of common law has given us the right to confront our accusers in open...
leitch: freedarko: If you like basketball, and you like the movies, you will enjoy this infographic. You may also find some other passages to treasure in this new book of ours. Who has the cure? The new Free Darko book is going to be fantastic. I’m “moderating” a discussion with the Free Darko gang at the Strand on November 30, though I think my real job is “stay out of the way and let the...
A Hot Topic, For Strange Reasons →
gordonshumway: What if Jenn Sterger had worn something else that day? What if, back in September 2005, she’d decided to sweat it out in a pair of relaxed fit jeans and an FSU shirt she’d tie-dyed with Coors Light spills and KFC crumbs? Instead she went to a Florida State-Miami game in a bikini the size of a Walgreens receipt, aimed several ‘Whooooo!’ sounds toward a sideline camera, and —...
You can almost see him as he sits at the head of the table in front of a...– Tiger Beatdown skewers the Dad-isms douchebag. (Kudos to the you-ought-to-be-following-garlandgrey for the heads-up.)
Our long national nightmare is finally over.
pterodactyls: Our long national nightmare is finally over. And that’s how you do blind links the right way, people.
Universal pulls 'Electric cars are gay' scene from... →
[/facepalm] Seriously, everyone involved in this decision—Anderson Cooper especially—should kill themselves right now.