July 2009
Architecture in Helsinki - “Heart It...
“Any clown with a internet connection can look up “Disorderly Conduct” and see...”
– Us Versus Them » Blog Archive » Cambridge Police Are Still Stupid (and A$sholes)
“The beach is the worst, you guys. Because honest to God, I have the body of a 12...”
– Michael Ian Black (via airport) (via upanddowns) (via stephasaurusss)
anaisescobar:
Private Eyes by Hall & Oates
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Things Betheny has said to Bartenders. Pt 1
Bartender: *Says some compliment, or something.
Betheny: You say stuff like that to girls all the time. I'm not stupid, you're working for tips.
Bartender: They're never as pretty as you, and you're not paying for these anyway. I'm not getting any tips from you.
Betheny: Yeah, well here's a tip anyway. I like it from behind.
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SHUT UP. If I don't remember it, I didn't say it.
Also, this is why I don't drink much. I want to have sex with everyone when I drink.
I have no self control. And I can't just get a little drunk. If I drink I am going all out, forget my name, naked drunk. Just so you guys know, haha.
Fountains of Wayne - “Barbara H.”
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“A few days later, President Obama said the police acted stupidly. Big mistake! A...”
– Stephen Colbert (via savingpaper) (via hellonewworld)
“Physical love is unthinkable without violence.”
– Milan Kundera (The Unbearable Lightness of Being) (via anaisescobar)
See? Even Kundera could rattle off some boneheaded shit on his off days.
shaneguiter:
Radiohead - Paranoid Android
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“In recent years the money pot has grown as the Hall of Fame, which produces and...”
– Hall-of-Fame Incentives - Freakonomics Blog - NYTimes.com (via slantback)
slantback consistently posts the most interesting/informative/worthwhile links. Highly recommended follow.
