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Any clown with a internet connection can look up “Disorderly Conduct” and see...– Us Versus Them » Blog Archive » Cambridge Police Are Still Stupid (and A$sholes)
The beach is the worst, you guys. Because honest to God, I have the body of a 12...– Michael Ian Black (via airport) (via upanddowns) (via stephasaurusss)
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Things Betheny has said to Bartenders. Pt 1
Bartender: *Says some compliment, or something.
Betheny: You say stuff like that to girls all the time. I'm not stupid, you're working for tips.
Bartender: They're never as pretty as you, and you're not paying for these anyway. I'm not getting any tips from you.
Betheny: Yeah, well here's a tip anyway. I like it from behind.
SHUT UP. If I don't remember it, I didn't say it.
Also, this is why I don't drink much. I want to have sex with everyone when I drink.
I have no self control. And I can't just get a little drunk. If I drink I am going all out, forget my name, naked drunk. Just so you guys know, haha.
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A few days later, President Obama said the police acted stupidly. Big mistake! A...– Stephen Colbert (via savingpaper) (via hellonewworld)
Physical love is unthinkable without violence.– Milan Kundera (The Unbearable Lightness of Being) (via anaisescobar) See? Even Kundera could rattle off some boneheaded shit on his off days.
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In recent years the money pot has grown as the Hall of Fame, which produces and...– Hall-of-Fame Incentives - Freakonomics Blog - NYTimes.com (via slantback) slantback consistently posts the most interesting/informative/worthwhile links. Highly recommended follow.