“The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.”—
“The friendly employee/boss relationship is like a ventriloquist trying to be friends with his dummy. At the end of the day, you know who’s sleeping in a suitcase.”—Better Off Ted, paraphrased in the AV Club
Do you ever wish you had pictures from a surprisingly fun nite, but really, the fact that you were having such a good time and had no thought to pull out your camera is definitive in just how nice the nite was?