I made a mix!! -- Summer Luau Luv →
(via kingdrake1) Highly recommended summery danceable wretched excess. Jump on this.
The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is...– James Nicoll (via srsly) I love when something’s been reblogged more than 500 times but I still have to go to the Popular page to see it for the first time.
The friendly employee/boss relationship is like a ventriloquist trying to be...– Better Off Ted, paraphrased in the AV Club
steampoweredmedia: “All This Useless Beauty” by Elvis Costello
reblog with an unlikely Michael Bay movie.
skysignal: thoseareturkeys: rosasparks: wooliebear: scaramouche: inothernews: bringtheruckuss: Catcher in the Rye directed by Michael Bay. On Golden Pond directed by Michael Bay. I Am Sam directed by Michael Bay Little Women directed by Michael Bay The Awakening directed by Michael Bay Steel Magnolias directed by Michael Bay 10 Things I Hate About You directed by...
Who gives a fuck about an oxford comma?
ferrydust: hello-therelove: growingup: (via inflightradio) I never use oxford commas, to be honest. I always just put “and”. i always use oxford commas, cause thats the way i was taught. ::raises hand:: If you’re not using the comma, you’re probably doing it wrong. e.g. “Highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo...
As a last ditch effort to score tongiht, I will stand in the middle of the bar...– I think it sounds solid. (via micek) I just spit out a sip of my drink onto my computer screen. No making me laugh when I’m drinking - thems the rules. (via booksarebetterthanboys)
to everyone who got their DRANK on:
spitintheocean: Do you ever wish you had pictures from a surprisingly fun nite, but really, the fact that you were having such a good time and had no thought to pull out your camera is definitive in just how nice the nite was?
Writing is betraying the people you love to impress people you’ll never meet.– Chris McQuarrie (via morgenstern)