"i love you all so much my vagina hurts." →
Possibly the greatest comments thread in the history of the internet.
DON'T fall in love with me, Tina
Fey: It has been said that to write is to live forever.
Martin: The man who said that is dead.
Fey: Yet, we all know the importance of writing, because every great movie begins with a great screenplay.
Martin: Or, a very good idea for the poster. But usually, with a screenplay.
Fey: And every writer starts with a blank page.
Martin: And every blank page was once a tree.
Fey: And every tree was once a tiny seed.
Martin: And every tiny seed on Earth was placed here by the alien king Rondelay, to foster our titrates and fuel our positive transfers!
I'm going through a futura phase.
I blame Wes Andersen.
Andy Richter to join Conan on ‘Tonight Show’ →
forgo: OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD
oh danny boy
The good news: the director of Trainspotting now has an Oscar. The bad news: so does the director of The Beach.
Lily Allen on Jay Leno
ohhellno: Tonight..Lily is on jay leno Tonight Show Perfect user name/post combo. Kudos.
The Unit is just like every other tv show.
Except that it’s written by David Fucking Mamet. (How the hell is this languishing ignominiously on CBS Sunday nights?)
2009 Name of the Year call for nominations →
It’s going to be hard to find better contenders than Shasta Kielbasa or Moonlit Wang, though.
Frightened Rabbit - “Head Rolls Off” ...
another reason Entourage is teh suck
What moron put the “print” and “delete” buttons right next to each other?
me: That sounds like a pretty bad sore throat.
her: I have to steel myself to swallow.
me: Just like high school.
her: Spitters are quitters.
Be daring, be different, be impractical, be anything that will assert integrity...– Cecil Beaton (via misstugui) (via trixietreats)
Friday Night Lights is the best show you're not...
Unless, of course, you are. In which case y’all know what I’m talking about.