status o' shame, 11/25 edition
as always, names have been changed to protect the unabashedly guilty: Mary Ellen is hating excel! John Boy is doin stuff. Erin cant believe that Thanksgiving is in 2 days…wow!! Jim Bob is up. Ben is bored, tired and…. bored. Elizabeth is at work.
Try to sprinkle some logic in your blather.– uncharitable remark of the day
I LOVE ANGRY TED →
Angry Ted swan song at 1:18+. (That being said, I’m glad you chose the wrong guy, Checklister.)
“Woe” is a tricky concept to explain to a seven year-old. So what’s it doing on his spelling list?
status o' shame, 11/14 edition
Tito is updating his timetracker. Marlon is concerned its friday already. Latoya is loving my latte. Randy is reading. Janey is feeling lazy today. Michael just wants this week to be over!!! Jermaine is gonna listen to Elvis Radio on XM 18.
Rural Juror 2
I heard an NPR announcer just about swallow his tongue today trying to work the phrase “rural Rwanda” into the end of an ill-advised sentence.
again, the people have chosen wisely →
kudos to Emmett for finding this one
What did liberals do that was so offensive to the Republican Party? I’ll tell...– The West Wing (via sailors) hells. yeah.
Trunk Light : Design Milk →
can’t you see if I could be anything I...
I just had to explain to my son who Ickey Woods is. Thank you John Madden.
i took one for the team
And, I’ll confess, it was not the worst time I’ve had at the movies. Gotta love the Laney-in-9-year-old-hog-heaven watching, though. It definitely bumped the whole thing a star for me.
status o' shame, 11/2 edition
Sharon is effing appalled at this morning’s traffic. Charlotte is bummed that it’s monday. I want another day off. Tyler is up. Katrina cant believe the weekend is over already. Chaz is tired of salad four days in a row.