February 2012
“I have a certain set of standards I just can’t fuck with.”
– One of the more locally notorious writers of Two Broke Girls writes something funny for once.
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“Jesus helps us win at sports games, yet he’s nowhere to be found when poor...”
– Kenny Powers of ‘Eastbound & Down’ sends an open letter to Tim Tebow - Grantland
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“Davis did the hardest job of anyone in the Best Actress category: She made the...”
– Oscarmetrics: Viola Davis, The Help, and Hollywood’s Ongoing Issues With Race - Hollywood Prospectus Blog - Grantland
I fucking loathed The Help but I will be rooting for Viola Davis to win the Oscar, if only to make up for her getting jobbed for Doubt, when she blew Meryl Streep off the...
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“It is so rare in this world to meet a trustworthy person who truly wants to help...”
– Lemony Snicket
January 2012
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thehiddentrack:
Have you ever had a crush last eight years? Because I have. And sometimes it hurts.
Once in a blue moon you find someone who doesn’t think you’re disposable. That’s probably a good thing.
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“So, wait… if they’re pulling all the donkey semen off the air, why didn’t they...”
– NBC pulls donkey semen episode of “Fear Factor”
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